Not a week passes by without me hearing a story of a mukuwasha who got up and said no, thanks but no thanks, marry your…
The quality of journalism in Zimbabwe is shoddy. That doesn’t surprise me, considering the polarised climate our media operates in. Our media space is dominated…
If winnowing baskets are such a popular mode of transport, why doesn’t the government take steps to share the technology? Air travel is still expensive,…
Let’s get this out of the way – I love porn. As a true liberal, I reckon what consenting adults do in the comfort of…
The mark of a smart person isn’t in making up your mind; it’s in being able to change it. If you set your opinions, values…
So it’s my birthday today. Thirty-four, apparently. What am I gonna do about it? Well, I know I have a meeting at the Scud after…
Any church that puts “NO MORE SHIT” on a banner is a church I would love to attend. Too bad it’s in Ghana, otherwise I’d…
Being a very public atheist, I am trying very hard not to comment on this tweet from EcoCash. Now you can pay for your tithes…
Zimbabwe is politically immature. Unfortunately, this immaturity translates to insult laws, and the proscription of lawful assembly and the free dissemination of ideas. It means…
*switches to DeadBC* Good morning viewers, and welcome to this broadcast of the much- anticipated Erection Cup final between Green Bombers FC and RedMore United…
Western puppet. Delusional sell-out. White man’s dog doing the white man’s bidding. Fooled into advancing the white man’s regime change agenda. Chimbwasungata. I have been…
I just want to take this chance to congratulate you on your new-found status. As King of Assholes, I like to greet each new member…