I get annoyed, I really do. Christians, Muslims, Hindus, the lot of you, caught in this endless struggle against others and amongst yourselves.
Your neighbour may be your closest friend but still, if he doesn’t pray to the same “god” as you do then he’s misguided by the forces of evil and will suffer a horrible torment for eternity or whatever your chosen form of punishment.
I’m sick and tired of seeing Christian soldiers burn and loot their way across the middle east, blowing shit up and bombing whole nations to rubble just so they can appease their own imperialistic goals masked in quasi-religious dogma.
I’m tired of seeing Europeans bulldoze their way across Palestine, subjugating an entire people in a tiny strip of what was once a proud nation, all with the tacit approval and material support of what should be civilized states held hostage by Big War’s multi-national purse-strings.
And yes, I’m sick of Islamic fundamentalists bombing their way around the world, pushing back against the erosion of their ancient cultures by reverting to base evil in attempts to do good, mangling innocent bodies in a bid to horrify their enemies into withdrawal.
I’m even more sick of you, my friend, telling me to come to your church and sing and dance and donate money so your pastor can fill up his fecking Mercedes, while you beg me for a ride in my dodgy little car just to get home after.
Your hypocrisy annoys me, all of you. You are either extremely foolish or dangerously vacuous, to be whipped into such religious fervor that you rush yourselves into jihad or holy war or crusade, never stopping to think how evil begets evil, slaughter begets slaughter and no matter how many Arab children your beloved Israelis may kill, they will never be legitimate in the eyes of anyone with half a brain and eyes to see.
You may think you’re doing the lord’s work, but let me let you in on a little secret, you murdering bastards.
You’re all going to fecking hell, and I’ll be laughing through my screams.
If there is such a place.