Zimbabwe is politically immature. Unfortunately, this immaturity translates to insult laws, and the proscription of lawful assembly and the free dissemination of ideas. It means…
*switches to DeadBC* Good morning viewers, and welcome to this broadcast of the much- anticipated Erection Cup final between Green Bombers FC and RedMore United…
Western puppet. Delusional sell-out. White man’s dog doing the white man’s bidding. Fooled into advancing the white man’s regime change agenda. Chimbwasungata. I have been…
I just want to take this chance to congratulate you on your new-found status. As King of Assholes, I like to greet each new member…
I don’t believe there are bad habits. An adult should be able to differentiate between what’s good and what’s bad for them, and then make…
In today’s ZANU-PF propaganda tool The Herald, there’s a story on the use of stock photos in MDC-T’s recently-released manifesto. BARELY a week after…
I drink a lot of whisky. In fact, not having touched a beer in three years, I don’t think a lot quite covers it. Some…
Yes, that’s right. “Prophet” Uebert “Angel” Madzanire can cure your addiction. Be it tea, ice blocks (I shit you not) or vaseline, this man will…
How I feel about roora / lobola is pretty clear, but for those who don’t know, here it is. Lobola is archaic, abused, abusive and…
You can’t beat Otis Redding, except with maybe a Marvin or a Curtis (lol). Mr Pitiful is one of my favourite songs of all time.…
I hate cellphones. I hate WhatsApp. If life could be run via E-Mail, I’d be a happy man. But that isn’t practical in Zimbabwe, so…