Oh, hey there buddy. Fancy meeting you here. So, you think I drink too much? Okay, that’s cool. First of all, let my start by…
By now, I am used to Dial-a-delivery being late. Ever since the Second Street Extension branch was closed, I’ve accepted that Pomona takes ages to…
Hi there, OK Mart. Congratulations on your new radio advertising campaign! I was listening to Star FM this morning, and I heard your new Christmas…
Not a week passes by without me hearing a story of a mukuwasha who got up and said no, thanks but no thanks, marry your…
The quality of journalism in Zimbabwe is shoddy. That doesn’t surprise me, considering the polarised climate our media operates in. Our media space is dominated…
If winnowing baskets are such a popular mode of transport, why doesn’t the government take steps to share the technology? Air travel is still expensive,…
Let’s get this out of the way – I love porn. As a true liberal, I reckon what consenting adults do in the comfort of…
The mark of a smart person isn’t in making up your mind; it’s in being able to change it. If you set your opinions, values…
So it’s my birthday today. Thirty-four, apparently. What am I gonna do about it? Well, I know I have a meeting at the Scud after…
First off, let me thank you very much for tagging me in your photo. Small thing, though – I’m not in that fecking photo. I…
Any church that puts “NO MORE SHIT” on a banner is a church I would love to attend. Too bad it’s in Ghana, otherwise I’d…
Being a very public atheist, I am trying very hard not to comment on this tweet from EcoCash. Now you can pay for your tithes…