I have published a book! My tiny collection of short stories up on Amazon. Go and buy it, if you feel so inclined. “Behind Enemy…
I am tired. I wrote about this over on CONSUMERIZIM: In one move, Telecoms Minister Supa Mandiwanzira has managed to strike a body blow not…
I believe that everyone owns a bag of shit. That old suitcase, or cardbox, which has been steadily collecting random little things over the years.…
Zimbabwe is in trouble. Fortunately for Zimbabweans, Zimbabwe’s rulers (yes, rulers not governors) through the Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation and Zimbabwe Newspapers (1980) Ltd always remind…
The Harare International Festival of the Arts was very special to me and mine. Since it was first introduced, I have only missed one edition,…
Day 366 of year 37, 3rd rock from the sun, Milky Way Galaxy Captain Broken Jaw, Slapaho Tribe, of the Imperial Metaship feckaduck, 2 September…
Wednesday, 24 April, 2019. HARARE – Mild chaos nearly broke out in Harare yesterday, at a public hearing on the Cyber-Chimurenga War Credentials Bill, when suspected Flag Party…
It is the first of the month, which means that many men the world over are experiencing their monthly period. A period is the part…
I see your black behind walking them streets, taking your future into your own hands. I see your black behind singing and dancing and taking…
Well, isn’t this nice? England are out of the Rugby World Cup, having been whipped at The Home of Rugby™ by a free-flowing Australia side.…
Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis) Or, An Anecdotally-Accumulated Anthology of…
This was a twitter rant, but I may as well write it all down here for my Facebook Philistines. I had no choice but to…