Is there always at least one fool lurking on any social media platform at any one time? While looking at my Twitter, Facebook and WhatsApp…
This was a twitter rant, but I may as well write it all down here for my Facebook Philistines. I had no choice but to…
1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…
I just want to take this chance to congratulate you on your new-found status. As King of Assholes, I like to greet each new member…
I don’t believe there are bad habits. An adult should be able to differentiate between what’s good and what’s bad for them, and then make…
There is suffering in Zimbabwe, whether it’s in the cities, the towns, or that rural village kwaNhingirikini. And it’s far too easy to ignore it.…
The Weather Channel thinks I live in Salisbury. Yeah that’s right … fecking Salisbury, the capital of Southern Rhodesia. A city that hasn’t existed since…
Sometimes people ask me where I’m from. Kumusha ndekupi? How do I answer that? I’m from Greystone Park? No, that just sounds wrong, and usually…
She strained back, arching her body so that her silky black hair almost brushed his legs. He felt her shudder deep inside, losing control one…