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Message of Solidarity to the Zimbabwe Cricket Team

by Joe BlackPosted on13 June, 201615 August, 2016

On the occasion of the Second One Day International against India. We, the residents of Castle Black, are in Solidarity with the Players and Staff…

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Oh Happy Day and Other Stories

by Joe BlackPosted on4 October, 201523 October, 2015

Well, isn’t this nice? England are out of the Rugby World Cup, having been whipped at The Home of Rugby™ by a free-flowing Australia side.…

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The Day The Music (Almost) Died

by Joe BlackPosted on26 May, 201528 August, 2015

There was a loud bang, and the bus veered off the Harare-Bulawayo highway. It swerved into the roadside ditch and crashed on its side, plunging the…

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The Black List, 2014 Edition

by Joe BlackPosted on8 January, 201520 January, 2015

1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…

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Time to grow up

by Joe BlackPosted on5 September, 2014

I turned 35 on Wednesday. I am officially an Old Barley. I fit the stereotype of a grumpy old man, but I do like to…

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Advance Lostralia Fair

by Joe BlackPosted on1 September, 201411 September, 2014

This doesn’t happen often, and I’m loving every minute of it. Zimbabwe beat Australia in an ODI. I told my friends, pre-tournament, that this was…

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Zimbabwe Cricket has gone crazy

by Joe BlackPosted on28 August, 201428 August, 2019
SYLHET, BANGLADESH - MARCH 17: Tinashe Panyangara of Zimbabwe celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during the ICC T20 World Cup match between Ireland and Zimbabwe played at Sylhet International Cricket Stadium on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo by Pal Pillai-IDI/IDI via Getty Images)

Tinashe Panyangara celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during an ICC T20 World Cup match on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo…

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Asiagate: off with their heads!

by Joe BlackPosted on26 October, 201226 October, 2012

I hear the weeping and wailing, the gnashing of teeth, the whining, the moaning and the outright begging. I don’t care about all that. I…

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IPL is still not cricket

by Joe BlackPosted on21 May, 201221 May, 2012

I have said it before and I’ll say it again – twenty over cricket is not cricket at all. It’s a freaking lotto. To be…

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I don’t like cricket …

by Joe BlackPosted on27 September, 2010

One-day cricket. The fun, the sun, the ups and downs. The pretty girls in summer wear, the ducks and near misses, the fours. The spinners,…

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Stick to soccer, Robson Sharuko

by Joe BlackPosted on28 May, 201029 November, 2012

We know you’re the Herald Sports Editor, but please Robson, stick to the football we all know you love so well. Writing awkward, over-elaborate sentences…

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