I have said it before and I’ll say it again – twenty over cricket is not cricket at all.
It’s a freaking lotto. To be fair, it’s entertaining; that’s the only value it has.
But the idea of the IPL, the concept of making it all seem so fucking Serious and Meaningful? Bollocks.
I couldn’t care less about the Bombay Cellphone Chargers playing the Punani Night Bangawhores … get that shit over with, and give us our game back.
Money does talk, you only have to look at the branding mosaic that is the playing kit, but enough is enough.
Stop calling it cricket. In football we call it a penalty shootout.
Turn it off.