It’s becoming a habit, I reckon. Lately I tend to tune out and block out the social media noise when I need to focus on…
I believe that everyone owns a bag of shit. That old suitcase, or cardbox, which has been steadily collecting random little things over the years.…
Day 366 of year 37, 3rd rock from the sun, Milky Way Galaxy Captain Broken Jaw, Slapaho Tribe, of the Imperial Metaship Fuckaduck, 2 September…
Wednesday, 24 April, 2019. HARARE – Mild chaos nearly broke out in Harare yesterday, at a public hearing on the Cyber-Chimurenga War Credentials Bill, when suspected Flag Party…
Is there always at least one bitch lurking on any social media platform at any one time? While looking at my Twitter, Facebook and WhatsApp…
Well, isn’t this nice? England are out of the Rugby World Cup, having been whipped at The Home of Rugby™ by a free-flowing Australia side.…
As Zimbabweans, we tend to talk a lot of shyte; I am one of the culprits. Here are a few things we love to say that…
Following the violence-marred weekend football match between hosts Highlanders and Caps United, I made sure to read match reports from the Bulawayo papers. I only…
1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…
Ladies and gentlefolk, meet Her Royal Highness Princess Sikhanyiso Dhlamini of Swaziland. The princess, nicknamed “Pashu” in the mountain kingdom (don’t ask why, no fucking…
Now, it’s never happened that a new song has become an instant G.O.A.T. here. Until now. This is Vakirai, a former schoolmate (and band-mate, but…
The eighth of January 2011, at the MDC national congress; In his address to over 1000 delegates at the opening of the congress, Mutambara bemoaned…