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Tag: Hell

How to clean a rusty teapot

by Joe BlackPosted on27 July, 20189 February, 2020
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When a teapot isn’t cleaned, it develops rust and a scaly build-up over time; if not cleaned regularly, it’ll make the cleaning of the teapot…

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Déjà vu in Southern Africa

by Joe BlackPosted on25 September, 201725 September, 2017

If you follow the story of Zimbabwe on social media and in the Western-sponsored regime-change media, you will have been subjected to a barrage of…

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Captain’s Log: September 2016

by Joe BlackPosted on2 September, 201628 September, 2016

Day 366 of year 37, 3rd rock from the sun, Milky Way Galaxy Captain Broken Jaw, Slapaho Tribe, of the Imperial Metaship feckaduck, 2 September…

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Hell is other people, and Facebook is its waiting room

by Joe BlackPosted on11 May, 201617 August, 2017

So there are politics of Facebook friendship. Any activity is a potential minefield, be it posting a photo, a status update or (God forbid) changing…

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The One B*tch Theory of Social Media

by Joe BlackPosted on3 February, 201629 June, 2016

Is there always at least one fool lurking on any social media platform at any one time? While looking at my Twitter, Facebook and WhatsApp…

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Dear South African Student

by Joe BlackPosted on23 October, 20158 December, 2015
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I see your black behind walking them streets, taking your future into your own hands. I see your black behind singing and dancing and taking…

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Sh** Zimbabweans Say

by Joe BlackPosted on29 June, 201529 June, 2015

As Zimbabweans, we tend to talk a lot of shyte; I am one of the culprits. Here are a few things we love to say that…

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The Day The Music (Almost) Died

by Joe BlackPosted on26 May, 201528 August, 2015

There was a loud bang, and the bus veered off the Harare-Bulawayo highway. It swerved into the roadside ditch and crashed on its side, plunging the…

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How To Score An Own Goal

by Joe BlackPosted on20 May, 201526 May, 2015

Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadium™ in sunny Harare. My…

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Southern Eye Whitewash, Justify Hooliganism

by Joe BlackPosted on3 March, 20153 March, 2015

Following the violence-marred weekend football match between hosts Highlanders and Caps United, I made sure to read match reports from the Bulawayo papers. I only…

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The Post-Colonial Analysis

by Joe BlackPosted on2 March, 20159 April, 2015

It has been a year since I quit my job to work for myself. It has been (obviously) the toughest and most challenging year of…

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Friendzones And Other Such Nonsense

by Joe BlackPosted on26 January, 201526 January, 2015

A shepherd, or sheepherder, is a person who tends, herds, feeds, or guards herds of sheep. The word stems from an amalgam of sheep herder.…

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