There I was driving down Rolf Avenue on my way to work, listening to Orchestra Baobab, not a care in the world.
As I’m curving left round the swamp I hear a bang, my car goes ape-shit and I step on the fecking brakes aiming off the road.
After I wrestled that fool to a stop, I got out, shaking like a leaf, and found the front right wheel sitting at right angles to the rest of the fecking car, like a petulant child refusing to get with the program.
I’m lucky there wasn’t a Prado behind me.
Photos are here.