This is The Ballad of Justin Bloody Bieber, sung by an 82-year-old gentleman. It is reckoned that he’s hotter Than Harry fecking Potter, His hairdo…
Congratulations to President Robert Gabriel Mugabe, Head of State and Government and Commander-in-Chief of the Zimbabwe Defence Forces on turning 88 (yes, that’s EIGHTYfeckingEIGHT!!!) years…
I love The Herald, I really do. Today they’re trumpeting a report saying the USA’s voters’ roll has two million dead people on it. Yeah,…
Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. Florists and gift shops and Innscor and retailers everywhere are singing and dancing and jumping in glee. Now that the Prostitutes’…
… when out in a social setting or drinking establishment. 1) If you’re overweight to the point that your gut sticks out further than your…
Got a bit of hacker attention at the end of last week. Some Turkish arsehole, apparently. Am I dead? No. Still in business baby, and…
You know you can’t argue with THAT now, can ya?
So I went for a jog at lunchtime. No, that’s not true. I meant to go for a jog at lunchtime. I made it out…
Last week wasn’t the best. In fact, it was as fecked-up a week as I’ve had in a long while. The main takeaway from all…
To all you people using your God to engage in what is essentially a legal argument (the pertinent question is about gay RIGHTS) you need…
Best. Headline. Ever. Let’s hope the Prime Minister enjoyed it.
Paiva nemumwe muchinda aifamba achienda kubhawa. Akaona imbwa yakaonda akati, “Kambwa aka kakaonda.” Kambwa kaya kakamuti, “Zvinorovesa izvozvo.” Akashamiswa kuti imbwa inotaura. Akaenderera mberi nerwendo…