So ZESA is gone again. The office is quiet. I’m doodling on my iPad. Queue Angry Birds – Zim edition. Sigh.
All this talk of elections and constitutional reform frightens me for one reason. Zimbabweans are short-sighted. That is our handicap. There are signs and portents…
My nookie days are over- my pilot light is out, what used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout. Time was when…
And now, a word to the budding (and established) bloggers, writers, comedians, artists, publishers, entertainers, actors, musicians, poets, dancers, teachers, professors, philosophers, ministers, scientists, mathematicians…
Dear Soon To Be Former Cellular Provider Die. Die a long, horrible death, preferably engulfed in your own flaming ignorance. Oh, and stop fecking around…
This is The Ballad of Justin Bloody Bieber, sung by an 82-year-old gentleman. It is reckoned that he’s hotter Than Harry fecking Potter, His hairdo…
Congratulations to President Robert Gabriel Mugabe, Head of State and Government and Commander-in-Chief of the Zimbabwe Defence Forces on turning 88 (yes, that’s EIGHTYfeckingEIGHT!!!) years…
I love The Herald, I really do. Today they’re trumpeting a report saying the USA’s voters’ roll has two million dead people on it. Yeah,…
Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. Florists and gift shops and Innscor and retailers everywhere are singing and dancing and jumping in glee. Now that the Prostitutes’…
… when out in a social setting or drinking establishment. 1) If you’re overweight to the point that your gut sticks out further than your…
Yeah, this jogging shit ain’t working. I need to get drastic. Waking up at feckoff-past-five in the morning isn’t the problem. Getting up is. It’s…
Got a bit of hacker attention at the end of last week. Some Turkish arsehole, apparently. Am I dead? No. Still in business baby, and…