Barack Obama, 16th Apr: In releasing these memos, it is our intention to assure those who carried out their duties relying in good faith upon…
Liverpool’s defence sucks, dude. I mean, jislaik dude, I could drive a double-decker bus between our center halves and they still wouldn’t notice, dude. I…
Any economic system is only as good as its administration. How do you gauge “excessive” profit in capitalism? Capitalism is production for profit; the objective…
Right. It’s time for the Harare International Festival of the Arts to brighten our dusty little world, kiddies. I remember promising Nomvula to put up…
I just read a really (really!) long story in The Independent about Dubai. With Zimbabweans prone to migrating to “anywhere but here”, I was quite…
So the cops searched all of Harare for a body, and they couldn’t find a single hit-and-run victim to pin on me. So the cops…
To hear all these people whining and whining about money, you’d think The West (sometime Evil Colonialists, occasional Benevolent Benefactors, today Vindictive Bastards) was obliged…
(1) Anyone who favors marijuana legalization just wants to get high without being hassled, and anyone who favors drug decriminalization generally is or wants to be…
If only life were this easy. At least we still have paper bags!
For those feeling overwhelmed by the Liverpool-ness of my site these days, I make no apologies. All I’ll say is the boys are in wicked…
So, the head of the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict XVI, is in Africa. Not surprisingly, the guy planted foot firmly in mouth before he’d even…
Life’s good. It’s like when you think it’s all gone to shit, just when everything seems to be collapsing and the walls are crumbling around…