I am one lazy bastard. I like to achieve the most, with the least amount of effort. Maybe that’s why, professionally, I gravitated so easily to…
I won’t spend my valuable time rehashing the facts of the FreshlyGround matter. Everything was ready, and they were turned away at the airport. It…
Riot police have fired water cannon to disperse thousands of anti-government protesters in a black man’s body in Harare today. Thousands gathered in and around…
In this life, there aren’t too many absolutes. It is easy to try and reduce our existence to a series of blacks and whites, but…
I subject the Mouse to a lot of shit. Hard drinking, the smoking, hogging the remote. Playing dead when hungover. Towels on the floor, the…
Since I started working for myself, a few different people have approached me. You don’t write anymore, they say. You don’t tweet as much. You’re…
I have been some sort of employee for the best part of sixteen years now. Since I left high school, I’ve held down a job.…
The recent Presidential pardon, where 2,000 cons were released onto the streets of Zimbabwe, was widely-publicised. Most media reports I was exposed to (and believe…
– So the Tokwe-Mukosi dam is a rubbish job. What was set to be the country’s largest inland dam has become the biggest disaster in…
“Land! Hoe!” came the shrill cry of the poor sod assigned the dawn watch. Captain Don’t-Look Prettyhard of the stale ship Enterplise, up at…
There is a constant problem at the intersection of Josiah Tongogara Avenue and Seventh Street (where it morphs into Chancellor Avenue, aka Borrowdale Road).…
A local journalist has raised a stink, after he was fingered in a corruption probe to dirty-mind whether he had flouted tender procedures. Tasked with…