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We pledge our support to the people of the United Kingdom who are protesting for democratic representation. We would like to take this opportunity to remind the unelected leader of Britain of his obligations to respect the democratic will of the people.
When a teapot isn’t cleaned, it develops rust and a scaly build-up over time; if not cleaned regularly, it’ll make the cleaning of the teapot…
4 March, 1980 © Adam Welz 17th April 1980 Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe Independence Speech – 17 April, 1980 The final countdown before the launching of…
So there are politics of Facebook friendship. Any activity is a potential minefield, be it posting a photo, a status update or (God forbid) changing…
It is the first of the month, which means that many men the world over are experiencing their monthly period. A period is the part…
Not a week passes by without me hearing a story of a mukuwasha who got up and said no, thanks but no thanks, marry your…
*switches to DeadBC* Good morning viewers, and welcome to this broadcast of the much- anticipated Erection Cup final between Green Bombers FC and RedMore United…
Inter-Generational Union And Nudity (IGUANA) Act [Proposed date of commencement : 3rd September, 2014.] To amend the criminal law in regard to sexual offences; to…
Yeah I said it. And I haven’t even been there, either. So the question is, does it suck because I’ve never been, or I’ve never…