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African statement on the political crisis in the United Kingdom

by Joe BlackPosted on29 August, 201914 February, 2020

We pledge our support to the people of the United Kingdom who are protesting for democratic representation. We would like to take this opportunity to remind the unelected leader of Britain of his obligations to respect the democratic will of the people.

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How to clean a rusty teapot

by Joe BlackPosted on27 July, 20189 February, 2020
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When a teapot isn’t cleaned, it develops rust and a scaly build-up over time; if not cleaned regularly, it’ll make the cleaning of the teapot…

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Robert Mugabe 1980 Speeches

by Joe BlackPosted on18 April, 201718 April, 2017

4 March, 1980 © Adam Welz 17th April 1980  Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe Independence Speech – 17 April, 1980 The final countdown before the launching of…

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Hell is other people, and Facebook is its waiting room

by Joe BlackPosted on11 May, 201617 August, 2017

So there are politics of Facebook friendship. Any activity is a potential minefield, be it posting a photo, a status update or (God forbid) changing…

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That Time of the Month

by Joe BlackPosted on1 February, 20161 February, 2016

It is the first of the month, which means that many men the world over are experiencing their monthly period. A period is the part…

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Another lobola rant

by Joe BlackPosted on7 October, 201326 January, 2015

Not a week passes by without me hearing a story of a mukuwasha who got up and said no, thanks but no thanks, marry your…

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Elections Soccer Special

by Joe BlackPosted on5 August, 20135 August, 2013

*switches to DeadBC* Good morning viewers, and welcome to this broadcast of the much- anticipated Erection Cup final between Green Bombers FC and RedMore United…

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New Constitution Missed Something

by Joe BlackPosted on28 May, 201328 May, 2017

Inter-Generational Union And Nudity (IGUANA) Act [Proposed date of commencement : 3rd September, 2014.] To amend the criminal law in regard to sexual offences; to…

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Great Zimbabwe sucks

by Joe BlackPosted on12 February, 201327 July, 2018

Yeah I said it. And I haven’t even been there, either. So the question is, does it suck because I’ve never been, or I’ve never…

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