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Tag: Rubbish

How to clean a rusty teapot

by Joe BlackPosted on27 July, 20189 February, 2020
Zimbabwe flag

When a teapot isn’t cleaned, it develops rust and a scaly build-up over time; if not cleaned regularly, it’ll make the cleaning of the teapot…

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Zimbabwe and the diaspora vote

by Joe BlackPosted on28 March, 201828 March, 2018

July 2016; members of Zimbabwe’s diaspora protest against Robert Mugabe in Johannesburg. Photo: Ihsaan Haffejee / Groundup Zimbabwe is a constant joke, I tell you. Nothing illustrates…

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Southern Eye Whitewash, Justify Hooliganism

by Joe BlackPosted on3 March, 20153 March, 2015

Following the violence-marred weekend football match between hosts Highlanders and Caps United, I made sure to read match reports from the Bulawayo papers. I only…

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Zimbabwe Cricket has gone crazy

by Joe BlackPosted on28 August, 201428 August, 2019
SYLHET, BANGLADESH - MARCH 17: Tinashe Panyangara of Zimbabwe celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during the ICC T20 World Cup match between Ireland and Zimbabwe played at Sylhet International Cricket Stadium on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo by Pal Pillai-IDI/IDI via Getty Images)

Tinashe Panyangara celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during an ICC T20 World Cup match on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo…

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I miss you, Bulawayo

by Joe BlackPosted on17 October, 201217 October, 2012

Bulawayo. Good old “Blue Skies” or Skies for short. I haven’t been there in over four years. And I miss ya, I sure do. I…

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Dear ‘journalists’

by Joe BlackPosted on17 September, 201217 September, 2012

A few questions from a concerned reader, since you seem to have lost all your focus over the past couple of weeks. By the way,…

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Enough about Maneta!

by Joe BlackPosted on21 June, 201221 June, 2012

Seriously, people, relax. All this breathless whining about Maneta and Roki being kicked out of a game show is a bit over-blown, isn’t it? Firstly,…

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H-Metro front page LIES!

by Joe BlackPosted on29 March, 201219 January, 2017

So H-Metro is rubbish – we all know that. The problem is, we tend to believe the stuff we see in it. That’s because some…

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It’s too late to apologise

by Joe BlackPosted on20 April, 200829 November, 2012

I admit, I should have known better. You warned me this would get complicated, and I thought it was all good. I was all cavalier…

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