The Book of Eli. Starring Denzel Washington as a pilgrim walking across a barren post-apocalyptic wasteland of thirst and despair.
In his possession a precious book, the last of its kind, a book sought far and wide by murderous bandits, a book coveted by a power-hungry madman.
The book? A bible! The “walker”? Booooooring. The action sequences? Stilted. The storyline? Formulaic.
And then we find … the book is in braille. All along, Denzel was blind. Blind I say!
It’s I Am Legend without the dog.