The Book of Eli (spoiler alert)

The Book of Eli. Starring Denzel Washington as a pilgrim walking across a barren post-apocalyptic wasteland of thirst and despair.

In his possession a precious book, the last of its kind, a book sought far and wide by murderous bandits, a book coveted by a power-hungry madman.

The book? A bible! The “walker”? Booooooring. The action sequences? Stilted. The storyline? Formulaic.

And then we find … the book is in braille. All along, Denzel was blind. Blind I say!

It’s I Am Legend without the dog.

16 Replies to “The Book of Eli (spoiler alert)”

  1. Haven’t read the spoiler as am planning to watch it, but is it all Zombies and stuff? Or Zombie like creatures, because I hate Zombies.

    Damn, I just read the spoiler. Goddammit!

  2. I gave up on Denzel and John years ago.

    Anyone have any idea how I can edit or better yet delete my profile from a very annoying website known as ZimUpdate. I hate the idea that it turns out I am googable/googleable. Rather find the whoe thing it unnerving. Please help me. Will even settle for (virtual) viruses.

  3. Pelham 123 is awesome, Travolta’s still got it. Except all the Scientology gibberish, of course.

    Tara, send an email to the website’s administrator.

  4. Okay, lemme do this for you. Google “whois zimupdate.com” to find the public records for this domain.

    Registrant:
    PropertyThree Technology Group
    5610 Crawfordsville Road
    Suite 1103
    Indianapolis, Indiana 46224
    United States

    Administrative Contact:
    Admin, Domain Email support@property3.com
    PropertyThree Technology Group
    5610 Crawfordsville Road
    Suite 1103
    Indianapolis, Indiana 46224
    United States
    3172440322 Fax —

    So now we find out who Property3 is. Google “whois property3.com” to get those records.

    Administrative Contact:
    Chingombe, Richard Email admin@clinx.com
    RC Microsystems Inc. 5610 Crawfordsville Road Suite 600 Indianapolis, IN 46224
    ,
    United States
    (317) 244-0322 Fax — (317) 244-0281

    Ah, there we go. Richard Chingombe is the guy, apparently some dude who wants to be big, living in the states.

    Get in touch with him, and screech about the policy.

  5. Dude, I wasn’t expecting all this effort. But, Thanks. I’ma my best impression of coming down on them like a tonne of bricks now. I will let you know how I do. 🙂

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