So the cops searched all of Harare for a body, and they couldn’t find a single hit-and-run victim to pin on me. So the cops…
To hear all these people whining and whining about money, you’d think The West (sometime Evil Colonialists, occasional Benevolent Benefactors, today Vindictive Bastards) was obliged…
(1) Anyone who favors marijuana legalization just wants to get high without being hassled, and anyone who favors drug decriminalization generally is or wants to be…
So, the head of the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict XVI, is in Africa. Not surprisingly, the guy planted foot firmly in mouth before he’d even…
Life’s good. It’s like when you think it’s all gone to shit, just when everything seems to be collapsing and the walls are crumbling around…
Alright, you Man United supporting bastards. Now you know how Raul Madrid felt. Suck it down, fools. What? (Really though, WTF).
Liverpool 4 – 0 Raul Madrid
They say it was an accident. I’m not so sure, but will wait for further details. Strange, though, that of three vehicles, the truck driver…
I know my place in life. I am no journalist, and could never pretend to have the know-how, the command of English or the legal…
People are complex organisms. Human beings have free will, and they make their own choices. Some are good, some are bad, some are downright eeeveel,…
Friday night I was at the Kebab Centre. When I was leaving, I got to my car and found the windscreen banged up. So I…
So, it’s done. Morgan Tsvangirai has been sworn in as Prime Minister of Zimbabwe. Here we go again? Anyone who knows our history will recognise…