So in case you’ve been living under a rock, or don’t care for gratuitous celebutant nudity, this is a picture of Rihanna’s boob. Click Here…
South Africa’s immigration minister says Zimbabweans are welcome to enter the country without visas, a change expected to slow the flow of thousands of asylum…
Liverpool’s defence sucks, dude. I mean, jislaik dude, I could drive a double-decker bus between our center halves and they still wouldn’t notice, dude. I…
Right. It’s time for the Harare International Festival of the Arts to brighten our dusty little world, kiddies. I remember promising Nomvula to put up…
So the cops searched all of Harare for a body, and they couldn’t find a single hit-and-run victim to pin on me. So the cops…
If only life were this easy. At least we still have paper bags!
For those feeling overwhelmed by the Liverpool-ness of my site these days, I make no apologies. All I’ll say is the boys are in wicked…
Life’s good. It’s like when you think it’s all gone to shit, just when everything seems to be collapsing and the walls are crumbling around…
Alright, you Man United supporting bastards. Now you know how Raul Madrid felt. Suck it down, fools. What? (Really though, WTF).
Liverpool 4 – 0 Raul Madrid
People are complex organisms. Human beings have free will, and they make their own choices. Some are good, some are bad, some are downright eeeveel,…
Friday night I was at the Kebab Centre. When I was leaving, I got to my car and found the windscreen banged up. So I…