Growing up sometimes presents itself as a kind of strange multiverse. A world in which the comfort of experience confines you to particular spots in…
We are pouring our lonely souls down the black pit of social networking fakery. It’s no longer “So are we going steady?”. It’s … “Are…
“To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.” –…
Winners often suffer from the delusion that they’ll be winners forever. They imagine that victory is their birthright, that they’ll effortlessly succeed at everything they…
We know you’re the Herald Sports Editor, but please Robson, stick to the football we all know you love so well. Writing awkward, over-elaborate sentences…
I always knew about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, since that nutty student wrote his letter mocking the concept of “intelligent design” being…
What is it with Africans and elections? It seems like everywhere across the continent, once campaign time comes along, we abandon all civility and start…
Well done Chelsea. And yay Liverpool, we missed out on our sixth (dammit!), but at least we’ll probably sell Gerrard (yuss!) and maybe ship Torres…
First of all, let me come out and say it – that HIFA opening show was shit. My gosh, I’ve never been so bored. I…
Let me tell you something. Zimbabwe is not a social democracy. Zimbabwe is not a republic. Zimbabwe isn’t even a dictatorship. This country is a…
Today marks the 30th anniversary of Zimbabwe’s independence from colonial rule. Today we celebrate casting away the yoke of the hated settler, allowing us to…
I haven’t had much chance to comment on recent newsworthy events, but have finally seen fit to break the silence on by far the most…