I just want to take this chance to congratulate you on your new-found status. As King of Assholes, I like to greet each new member…
In today’s ZANU-PF propaganda tool The Herald, there’s a story on the use of stock photos in MDC-T’s recently-released manifesto. BARELY a week after…
How I feel about roora / lobola is pretty clear, but for those who don’t know, here it is. Lobola is archaic, abused, abusive and…
I hate cellphones. I hate WhatsApp. If life could be run via E-Mail, I’d be a happy man. But that isn’t practical in Zimbabwe, so…
This week’s 263Chat on Sexism in Zimbabwe reminded me of a woman I know. She’s a “gender activist” and women’s rights campaigner. She’s a working…
The very fact that I have to type this out disgusts me. That I have to sit here and actually explain some of the…
This actually happened a couple of weeks ago. Some random lady condemned me to eternal damnation. Her “Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal…
(Looking back, I realise I write a post like this every three damn years. It gets kind of depressing, but here goes.) Once again, we celebrate our…
The Mouse and I went to Bulawayo over Easter. A friend was getting married, so we took a long-ass, bumpy, dusty, roadblocky, roadworksy drive down…
Updated below So apparently the Mi Casa show in Harare tonight is off. Hanzi hatina kubhadharwa. To all our fans in Zimbabwe .. Unfortunately the…
We rant and rave about charismatic preachers of prosperity, flagrantly flaunting their flamboyant extravagances. They are living lavishly on the backs of the poor, hoodwinked…
She’s fierce. She’s fine. She’s the Fearless Feminist. She went absolutely ape-shit when Tino Katsande caught a wicked beating at the hands of her boyfriend.…