Yeah I said it. And I haven’t even been there, either. So the question is, does it suck because I’ve never been, or I’ve never…
Updated below Remember the story of Ralph Nicolson and Taylor Cameron? The two little shits who put on camo, stole a couple of rifles and…
Dear journalist, reporter, writer, blogger, editor, sub-editor, typist, typesetter, copywriter, tweeter, talker, tattler, human, humanitarian, marketer, advertiser, client, broadcaster, newsreader, voice actor, radio announcer, parent,…
I have no running water at my house. In fact, in the nearly five years I’ve lived in Greystone Park, I have not had running…
There is something profoundly cynical, my friend, in the notion of paradise after death. The lure is evasion. The promise is simply an excuse. So,…
So here we are. In the great saga that is my life story, there are a few stains that have marred my youth (that’s youth…
Imagine my surprise when I was alerted to this bullshit right here. Even The Guardian is involved the main culprit. In 2006, at a concert in…
I hear the weeping and wailing, the gnashing of teeth, the whining, the moaning and the outright begging. I don’t care about all that. I…
Yes, you. You’re the asshole zooming past me in the inside lane at breakneck speed, only to cut across and turn left. It’s you, isn’t…
Thanks for that. Thank you, dear friend, for the WhatsApp message. Thank you so much for the long, loooong joke that took me five minutes…