You can’t depend on anyone. you can’t hang your heart on people doing what you ask them to do. You can’t expect them to follow…
So now that Obama has “killed” old Osama bin Laden, the whole thing seems to be raising more questions than answers. Like, really? You shot…
The Herald is a magnet for the dumbest, dullest wingnuts in Zimbabwe. Even its editor is a buffoon. In 2008, now-Finance Minister Tendai Biti sued…
Not from the bottle, at least. Like it’s water and you’re a goddamn fish. Like if you don’t take a swig from your Olmeca Black,…
The funny thing about life is how we can never be content just living our own. People always wanna involve themselves in other people’s shit,…
Got a preliminary programme from the HIFA 2011 okes yesterday. To be honest, there’s nothing hugely exciting on there in the way of international talent.…
You would think, in 2011, that niggers would have learnt their lesson. But no, they haven’t. A fool really is born every minute. There are…
For the past two months I have been having constant nightmares. I have had snakes, car crashes, funerals, falls from tall buildings, gunshot wounds and…
In the spirit of being happier, how about a man-sized rump, medium and topped with braised onions? Hells yeah. Spot the salad. Rah!
This is a basic fact – to solve your problems, you first have to acknowledge them. To right any wrongs, to correct any flaws, one…
I can’t be sure, but I’m guessing there aren’t many of you sitting in your offices with the ICC Cricket World Cup semi-final on in…
Today, I write a blog post. Today, my second sentence starts with the first word of the first sentence. I write a shorter sentence. Then…