Two sheets to the wind

Actually, these are about half the lessons I learnt over the weekend, but I thought these were the most pertinent. The rest aren’t really worth sharing, unless you wanna hear all about burnt spaghetti and how not to get laid.

Team ‘incapable of beating anyone’

The world cup cricket is coming soon – and with that Joe Black will be relocating to the islands in March – Bon Voyage son. I have been reading a lot of articles about the WCC and just for your info I got my dollars on the West Indies cricket team – those black brothers are solid and yeah ladies if you want to see some fine brothers that’s the team to watch.

Body baggin’

So, didnt I almost find myself in a body bag Friday evening. You know how I have a versus with white people and Japs (fecking Japs, but I’m trying to be polite) and I jump at anything that is brown skinned. Anyway, I met this guy from Ghana a few days ago, and he seemed decent enough. Although the writing was definitely on the wall when he told me that he loved me less than 24 hours after we had met. That is never a good sign. On any day of the week!