You’ve gotta love that song, that’s some sweet music right there.
The crucial Zimbabwe versus Mali soccer match yesterday was ruined for me, by one man and his sidekick. Admire Taderera was doing the TV “commentary”,…
Tell me you remember this classic.
You know when you’re having a Skype conversation, with your friend or relative across the sea, and you kinda run out of things to say?…
You can’t depend on anyone. you can’t hang your heart on people doing what you ask them to do. You can’t expect them to follow…
The Herald is a magnet for the dumbest, dullest wingnuts in Zimbabwe. Even its editor is a buffoon. In 2008, now-Finance Minister Tendai Biti sued…
Not from the bottle, at least. Like it’s water and you’re a goddamn fish. Like if you don’t take a swig from your Olmeca Black,…
The funny thing about life is how we can never be content just living our own. People always wanna involve themselves in other people’s shit,…
Got a preliminary programme from the HIFA 2011 okes yesterday. To be honest, there’s nothing hugely exciting on there in the way of international talent.…
You would think, in 2011, that niggers would have learnt their lesson. But no, they haven’t. A fool really is born every minute. There are…
For the past two months I have been having constant nightmares. I have had snakes, car crashes, funerals, falls from tall buildings, gunshot wounds and…