I subject the Mouse to a lot of shit. Hard drinking, the smoking, hogging the remote. Playing dead when hungover. Towels on the floor, the…
The recent Presidential pardon, where 2,000 cons were released onto the streets of Zimbabwe, was widely-publicised. Most media reports I was exposed to (and believe…
– So the Tokwe-Mukosi dam is a rubbish job. What was set to be the country’s largest inland dam has become the biggest disaster in…
There is a constant problem at the intersection of Josiah Tongogara Avenue and Seventh Street (where it morphs into Chancellor Avenue, aka Borrowdale Road).…
I get confused when I see young, seemingly intelligent people wearing ZANU-PF regalia. Given the history of the ‘revolutionary party’, I can only wonder whether…
Yes, I’m the heathen. I’m the non-believer, the damned, the unrepentant Satanist. Why is it, then, that I’m the one who doesn’t cheat? Why am…
By now, I am used to Dial-a-delivery being late. Ever since the Second Street Extension branch was closed, I’ve accepted that Pomona takes ages to…
Hi there, OK Mart. Congratulations on your new radio advertising campaign! I was listening to Star FM this morning, and I heard your new Christmas…
Not a week passes by without me hearing a story of a mukuwasha who got up and said no, thanks but no thanks, marry your…
The quality of journalism in Zimbabwe is shoddy. That doesn’t surprise me, considering the polarised climate our media operates in. Our media space is dominated…
First off, let me thank you very much for tagging me in your photo. Small thing, though – I’m not in that fecking photo. I…
Western puppet. Delusional sell-out. White man’s dog doing the white man’s bidding. Fooled into advancing the white man’s regime change agenda. Chimbwasungata. I have been…