The Weather Channel thinks I live in Salisbury. Yeah that’s right … fecking Salisbury, the capital of Southern Rhodesia. A city that hasn’t existed since…
Now, I don’t know what your problem is, and I really don’t care. I thought we were cool, but judging from what I’m hearing around…
A few questions from a concerned reader, since you seem to have lost all your focus over the past couple of weeks. By the way,…
Updated below I can’t even. I just … can’t. I … ah feck it. A 17-year-old boy is fighting for his life at Avenues Clinic…
‘Chinese mining uranium without licence’ Uranium experts from … Chinese uranium giant China National Nuclear Corporation (CNNC), are reportedly exploring for uranium in the wildlife-infested…
So this guy – let’s call him Idiot – gets to the Keg after work yesterday. Dunno whether he was celebrating Spain’s victory, his little…
Seriously, people, relax. All this breathless whining about Maneta and Roki being kicked out of a game show is a bit over-blown, isn’t it? Firstly,…
For such a highly intelligent specimen of human creation, I make some blindingly stupid decisions. Like tramping around outside on a freezing, mid-winter, Saturday night.…
Firstly, there’s no such thing as a UNWTO “Tourism Ambassador”. If you’re confused about this, get your nose out The Herald and look it up.…
I have said it before and I’ll say it again – twenty over cricket is not cricket at all. It’s a freaking lotto. To be…
All my friends are morons, and I’m guilty by association. We spend way too much money in bars, clubs and related establishments. We drink too…
Updated below The Army’s Chief of Staff, Major General Martin Chedondo, believes the army is there to protect the executive and other systems, not the…