Make pithy comment about Zimbabwe losing to Ireland at the cricket World Cup. Take witty pot-shots at the whiskey-fuelled executive. Sign off with angry snarls…
Oh dear, we knocked Barcelona out the Champions’ League; whatever next?
Liverpool 2 – 1 Barcelona. Suck on that, you sunsafbichis!!!
First things first: the Stormers won! To all you haters and doubters, put that in your bong and smoke it! There’s a reason I’m looking…
Actually, these are about half the lessons I learnt over the weekend, but I thought these were the most pertinent. The rest aren’t really worth sharing, unless you wanna hear all about burnt spaghetti and how not to get laid.
The world cup cricket is coming soon – and with that Joe Black will be relocating to the islands in March – Bon Voyage son. I have been reading a lot of articles about the WCC and just for your info I got my dollars on the West Indies cricket team – those black brothers are solid and yeah ladies if you want to see some fine brothers that’s the team to watch.
Zim is facing a five-game shutout by Bangladesh, with three games down and the series already wrapped. I don’t know about you, but I think this is fecked up on so many levels.
Saturday was amazing. One moment I’m formatting and re-installing the world’s heaviest laptop (I think I’m gonna park this thing at home and never move it, haha). The next, my cousin rescues me from work, I’m in the Scud, I’m at a party then I’m in da club. Here’s an update of the interesting bits (you know I’ve left the best shit out, *wink*).
Not just lyrics from a crap Steve Winwood song, but the song I’m singing today cos LIVERPOOL WON IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!
Those who know me well, will know I’m a Western Province fan. They’d also know I’m notoriously fickle when it comes to “second” teams, so just ‘cos Free State won the thing last time, and I can’t stand the Bulls, I was rooting orange for the Currie Cup final on Saturday.
So I’ve borne witness to many clangers and howlers in my recent past, but as blonde moments go, this one takes some beating. So during the Spain vs Ukraine game, my white blonde female roommate asks me in all earnestness : ‘Why isn’t Beckham playing for Spain?’
As an ongoing community service, I’ll be writing an occassional “10 Things” list to help other bachelors out there with commonplace situations. You may find yourself in these situations one day, so let me try and help with a few insights and tips, that at face value may appear common-sense, but trust me, we can ignore them. And make bad decisions.