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Attacked By HIFA Car Guards

by Joe BlackPosted on3 May, 20179 May, 2017

Last night was a pretty ordinary night for HIFA. While we understand the operational challenges they’re experiencing, waiting 40 minutes for the opening show to…

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The Richest Man in Bobylan

by Joe BlackPosted on26 October, 201626 October, 2016

I believe that everyone owns a bag of shit. That old suitcase, or cardbox, which has been steadily collecting random little things over the years.…

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Wait … What?

by Joe BlackPosted on13 October, 2016

In our inaugural edition of “Wait … what?” I bring you the tweeted musings of one Saviour Kasukuwere of ZANU-PF. I will post these without…

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Shoko Festival 2016 Diary

by Joe BlackPosted on29 September, 201614 October, 2016

The Harare International Festival of the Arts was very special to me and mine. Since it was first introduced, I have only missed one edition,…

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Flag Party Supporters Twar at Public Meeting

by Joe BlackPosted on15 August, 20162 September, 2016

Wednesday, 24 April, 2019. HARARE – Mild chaos nearly broke out in Harare yesterday, at a public hearing on the Cyber-Chimurenga War Credentials Bill, when suspected Flag Party…

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Hell is other people, and Facebook is its waiting room

by Joe BlackPosted on11 May, 201617 August, 2017

So there are politics of Facebook friendship. Any activity is a potential minefield, be it posting a photo, a status update or (God forbid) changing…

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The One B*tch Theory of Social Media

by Joe BlackPosted on3 February, 201629 June, 2016

Is there always at least one fool lurking on any social media platform at any one time? While looking at my Twitter, Facebook and WhatsApp…

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Sorry I blocked you on social media

by Joe BlackPosted on8 December, 20151 March, 2016

Listen, I am so sorry that I unfriended you on Facebook. Maybe we were just never really friends. Maybe it’s because we’ve never actually met.…

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HIFA 2015 Programme

by Joe BlackPosted on13 April, 2015

The programme for the Harare International Festival of the Arts has been released. HIFA 2015 looks a little light on paper, but if work, time…

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BREAKING: Mujuru allies suddenly discover citizens

by Joe BlackPosted on13 January, 201513 January, 2015

A shocking revelation has this morning shaken the Zimbabwean political sphere to the core. The sudden discovery by Joice Mujuru and her allies, who had…

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The Black List, 2014 Edition

by Joe BlackPosted on8 January, 201520 January, 2015

1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…

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Swazi Princess Sikhanyiso Sings And Raps For Daddy

by Joe BlackPosted on17 September, 201428 May, 2017

Ladies and gentlefolk, meet Her Royal Highness Princess Sikhanyiso Dhlamini of Swaziland. The princess, nicknamed “Pashu” in the mountain kingdom (don’t ask why, no fecking…

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