… but it’s too damn funny to me right now.
Last night, someone broke into my house and stole my laptop. Just my laptop. And my laptop bag, of course. And my other little Rhodes…
So Liverpool lost to Arsenal 1-1 last night. Stupid buggers, we should have won that shit. Arsenal suck, but we still unbeaten. Ho-hum. Burst a…
Once there was an esteemed leader in a small country in the south of the African continent. This leader loved his people so very much…
Don’t believe everything you read about Zimbabwe. Honestly, some of these websites have to be the most hysterical buggers on the planet.
You have to treat this statement with the contempt it deserves. With people like Sikhanyiso Ndlovu saying shit like this, there really is no need…
I write thousands of brilliant words a day. My writing is so brilliant it takes you an hour to understand a post I churn out…
feck this place; I’m done. Really, it’s over. What does it take for people to realise they’ve failed? I heard yesterday that the contract to…
There is no water in Harare. There are no chemicals to treat the water from Lake Chivero, where all our sewerage goes and water comes…
So I walk up to the girl at Ballantyne Spar with two sixpacks of Mountain Dew in hand (the fact that I was buying Mountain…
Everybody knew that Ruan Pienaar is a star in the making. The question was always a positional one, with the laaitie preffering to play at…