Yeah, I said it. The UEFA wooden spoon is a shitty little competition, a footballing Sahel where misspent ambition and delusions of grandeur go to…
So I’m sitting here watching the football friendly between South Africa and Zimbabwe. Go Warriors, go!
Firstly, can’t help but wonder if ZIFA skimped on travel costs by selecting a squad made up of mostly SA-based players. No shocks there, although I’m still wondering if Zhaimu Jambo deserves a cap.
If you missed it, here’s a clip of my new favourite reggae singer, Durban’s very own Ras Dumisani. This was him singing the SA national…
I have been a football fan all my life, and have never seen a club with so much potential yet so little ambition as Liverpool.…
I fecking hate twenty-over cricket. I hate being asked who’s leading the logs, who’s scored the most runs or even, when I’m having a nice…
Liverpool’s defence sucks, dude. I mean, jislaik dude, I could drive a double-decker bus between our center halves and they still wouldn’t notice, dude. I…
For those feeling overwhelmed by the Liverpool-ness of my site these days, I make no apologies. All I’ll say is the boys are in wicked…
Life’s good. It’s like when you think it’s all gone to shit, just when everything seems to be collapsing and the walls are crumbling around…
Alright, you Man United supporting bastards. Now you know how Raul Madrid felt. Suck it down, fools. What? (Really though, WTF).
Liverpool 4 – 0 Raul Madrid