Don’t believe everything you read about Zimbabwe. Honestly, some of these websites have to be the most hysterical buggers on the planet.
You have to treat this statement with the contempt it deserves. With people like Sikhanyiso Ndlovu saying shit like this, there really is no need…
I write thousands of brilliant words a day. My writing is so brilliant it takes you an hour to understand a post I churn out…
feck this place; I’m done. Really, it’s over. What does it take for people to realise they’ve failed? I heard yesterday that the contract to…
There is no water in Harare. There are no chemicals to treat the water from Lake Chivero, where all our sewerage goes and water comes…
So I walk up to the girl at Ballantyne Spar with two sixpacks of Mountain Dew in hand (the fact that I was buying Mountain…
I’ve done some low-down dirty shit in my life. So have you, my friend. We all have. People do bad things to the ones they…
I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I…
Thank you. Thank you so much guys. No really, it’s okay, no need to be modest. Well done. Really though, lips off my penis, you’re…
How do you have TWO people sharing a ministry? Once again, SADC “leaders” have shown themselves to be a bunch of blind, power-drunk farts whose…
I generally don’t care what people think or say. In fact, I’m a pretty stubborn bastard, and though I listen to other people’s opinions (sometimes…