So it’s finally come to light that, without warning or prior notice, DSTV viewers in Zimbabwe will only be able to watch 1 live English Premiership football match a day.
Koos: “Alright okes, we really need to come up with this new Springbok kit for our laaitjies going to France, ey!”
The two lovely ladies who took me for lunch, cos we went down to Strathaven for some sadza on Saturday afternoon. There’s nothing better than that mix of chicken, knuckle and pork bones to make you feel alive. And sleepy. I’m such a lucky bastard.
So Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez finally got his man, people 🙂 Despite street protests in the Spanish capital Madrid, we finally bagged their best striker…
Dear Luke Watson – good first half bwoy,keep your head up. I know you were nervy on debut, don’t worry about that shitty second half you had, they’ll give you another game. You carried it up well and showed great handling in the first – you still the man.
Who’d have thunk it? A South African team is winning the Super 14 rugby crown, cos the Bulls and Sharks have just won, at home, in the Semis. Against New Zealand teams.
No way, Jose!
And in other news, a teenage girl with pink ribbons in her hair was today named the best football player in England by, uhm, football players in England.
If any were under the mistaken notion that Zimbabwean cricket had gone to the dogs, fear not. The coach has this to say: “I always…
Bangladesh vs South Africa. Pompey vs ManUre. What more can one say.
Liverpool beat Arsenal 4-1 in the Premiership on Saturday!
It’s that simple; the Pakistan cricket coach was murdered. And I know who did it, too.