After a great holiday involving a shyte-load of green bottles and loads of bull-mangoes, I’m finally back in Hahahare and ready for another go-round at the life thing.
…are the best. Like a russian and chips from Sunflower, a game of pool at Chicken Inn 9th or a coffee at Haefeli’s. Yes people, I’m in Bulawayo, and i’m loving it!
Ever noticed how many single women there at weddings? I mean, it’s like they call some sort of rally on wedding days, where they show off their cutest dresses and pose…for more than just the cameras!
What a weekend. Bachelor’s party on Friday, loads of sport on Saturday, a bit of fun and games on Sunday.
Today shall be one to remember for me, what with all the changes happening in my life, and all around me, particularly in the world of sport.
You’re a striker. You haven’t scored in 15 hours of football for your new club. Your mate wins a penalty, and up you step, gamely placing the ball on the spot. The Portsmouth keeper has no chance, we reckon.
Sigh…..tomorrow’s gonna be such a hard day for us sports lovers. We could, realistically, spend the day drinking beer and watching telly – wives beware!
A couple of chaps have criticised me for having a sort of traffic-circle scenario with my ex-girlfriends. Apparently I rotate without ever leaving the circle, and really should pick my ass up and move on down the road. Huh?
What the hell is wrong with people? Hamudi kuona vamwe vachifara, nhai? Why can’t you jes’ let others be happy in their relationships without trying to get a piece of the action.
So ManUre beat Chelsea, eh? I watched the highlights, and it looks to me like Les Bleus just didn’t have a clue on how to play them, especially Ronaldo….well done.
Going out of town today for my gran’s funeral. Those who miss me can look me up in the phone book. I’ll only be away for a couple of days, so don’t worry, I’ll be back soon enuff.
This is to clarify a very important point. Because, I assume, of recent comments and posts on this website, some people are beginning to think I am heavily biased against ManUre. Oops sorry, Manchester United.