So I am currently in the process of selling my soul to the devil, whose present physical form is the credit card companies. The price of souls is overrated anyway, what with trying to keep mind and body together, souls are just excess baggage. And hey, if the Messianic head is valued at 30 pieces of silver, I could do a lot worse.
Being this far away from the motherland has not significantly altered my M.O with men, namely, love ’em (read f**k ’em) and leave ’em. I know this makes me kind of a slut.
You’re such a trip, man. You sit there, smug in your apartment, laughing at the world and mocking people you’ve never met.
If any were under the mistaken notion that Zimbabwean cricket had gone to the dogs, fear not. The coach has this to say: “I always…
This week Zimbabweans “celebrate” their 27th year of independence from settler rule. Yup, it’s been a whole 27 years since we threw off the shackles of colonialism, and let us not forget our freedom was not granted but taken after a long and protracted stuggle in which many of our gallant sons and daughters gave their lives to return our land to its rightful owners.
It’s that simple; the Pakistan cricket coach was murdered. And I know who did it, too.
Make pithy comment about Zimbabwe losing to Ireland at the cricket World Cup. Take witty pot-shots at the whiskey-fuelled executive. Sign off with angry snarls…
I was planning a braai for my old schoolmate from the States for this past Sunday. So I went to Bon Marche Supermarket and looked…
So I hear someone’s talking about me. To call him a friend of mine would be a real stretch, but I believe (well, believeD) we had a civil relationship, and I’ve never expected any less than good company and the occasional beer out of it. But no. Black people always have to feck it up.
Today is that day when worms emerge from the wood work, people that
havent beeen seen or heard in ages, ressurect, smiling, fluttering
eyelids like the wings of a butterfly, rather, moth, trynna make nice so
you get a nigg@z shit.
So you think you’re special? You’re just another blogger, man. You’re just another tiny fish in an ocean whose depth and magnitude you can barely comprehend. You? Phytoplankton (look it up, fool).
Been watching a lot of DVD movies lately. Besides the fact I don’t currently have DSTV, the options are BTV and DeadBC, and I can only watch BTV on Thursday nights. West Wing, baby. ZBC? Never – at least not till the football season starts.