The Starving Bachelor wandered Sam Levy’s Village, craving sustenance but unsure where it would come from. He’d already been scared shitless by the menu he’d seen at the Scud & Donkey, and the little money he had was starting to burn a meal-sized hole in his pocket.
And in other news, a teenage girl with pink ribbons in her hair was today named the best football player in England by, uhm, football players in England.
If any were under the mistaken notion that Zimbabwean cricket had gone to the dogs, fear not. The coach has this to say: “I always…
This week Zimbabweans “celebrate” their 27th year of independence from settler rule. Yup, it’s been a whole 27 years since we threw off the shackles of colonialism, and let us not forget our freedom was not granted but taken after a long and protracted stuggle in which many of our gallant sons and daughters gave their lives to return our land to its rightful owners.
How was your Easter? Mine was alright…very quiet, a bit of work, a bit of sleep, a bit of wine…
Bangladesh vs South Africa. Pompey vs ManUre. What more can one say.
Keeping up with the state media is a real drag, but sometimes you get a couple of gems to keep you sane. We might not be in the fast lane, but Zim is slowly catching up to the rest of the world in…acceptance.
Liverpool beat Arsenal 4-1 in the Premiership on Saturday!
Zimbabwe yakaoma – we all know this. We’re at the stage where if you don’t jump around, duck-and-dive, shuck-and-jive on a regular basis, you’ll die of hunger my young friend. Fortunately for some, the “down-turn” has presented The Bachelors a unique opportunity for…ahem…exploitation.
It’s Saturday. It’s a real scorcher here in Hahaharare- what I like to call a naked day. Aside: it doesn’t help being naked alone, but that’s another conversation!
It’s that simple; the Pakistan cricket coach was murdered. And I know who did it, too.
Make pithy comment about Zimbabwe losing to Ireland at the cricket World Cup. Take witty pot-shots at the whiskey-fuelled executive. Sign off with angry snarls…